In Kerala, Surya Namaskar has become Jesus Namaskar. Unable to come up with anything worthwhile itself because of restrictions on free speech and thought in monotheism, the church adopts a dirty trick: steal the output of superior non-Christian cultures and repackage it as Christian. This plagiarism is done shamelessly and in broad daylight, and the church has been doing it for the last 1,500 years. Even the Christian festivals are nothing but repackaged pagan festivals. Christian myths are repackaged pagan myths. Only fools follow this religion because their brains have been addled with monotheistic fundamentalism which, I have to admit, is very addictive.
Another shameless repackaging: Jesus with many hands:
After enjoying Muslim ghettos over the last 50 years, folks, now it is time to get ready to enjoy Christian ghettos. These monotheists have pickled brains and their behavior is so predictable. I can easily tell in advance how they will behave once their population goes up. Their moves are quite easy to read.
Finally, in some good news, meet Sergeant James Farrlam of the US ARMY who has adopted Hinduism. He says he was feeling lost in life until he discovered Hindu philosophy and spirituality.