Paki jokes

Being Politically Correct !!!

The Pakistani Prime Minister calls US President George W Bush after the 11th September attack.

“I’m sorry to hear about the attack, Sir. It is a real tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything!”

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President Parvez Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. So many people, such great buildings… I would like to assure you that we had nothing to do with it.

Bush: What people?? What buildings???

Musharraf: Oh, what time is it in America now?

Bush: It’s eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops….Will call back in an hour!

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AB Vajpayee and George Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The barman says ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning World War 3!’ The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaims, ‘A bicycle repairman?!!??!’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!’

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 Q: What do you call a Pakistani on the moon?
A: A Problem…

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: A Problem…

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: A Problem…

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: …. Problem Solved!!!

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.

A policeman watching the scene walks over and says:

‘You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers’: ‘Brave New Yorker saves life of little girl’.

The man says: ‘But I am not a New Yorker!’

‘Oh!’, replies the policeman, ‘then it will say: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl.’

‘But I am not an American!’ says the man’. ‘Oh!, what are you then?’ asks the policeman

‘I am a Pakistani!’ The man replies.

The next day the newspaper headlines scream: ‘Extremist kills innocent American dog!!!’

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